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Oct 24, 2014 4:03:51 PM published by soundjack

Strange Lyrics To Get You Head Around

 

This week at soundjack we have decided to have a look into some lyrics we find particularly strange/ food for thought! As always, if you soundjackers can think of any that we’ve forgotten, let us know on Twitter @soundjackuk!

First off…

 

‘Lucky that my breasts are small and humble,

So you don't confuse them with mountains’

 

What a relief Shakira

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weRHyjj34ZE

 

Cornershop also found inspiration in the topic of breasts…

 

‘Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow ?Everybody needs a bosom, mines on forty-five’

 

Potentially lyrics trying to distract from the verses of…

 

Brimful of Asha onthe forty-five?Well, it's a brimful of Asha on the forty-five

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtFgj23wOMU

 

 

And there are no prizes for guessing Eiffel 65’s favorite colour!

 

‘I have a blue house with a blue window.

Blue is the colour of all that I wear.

Blue are the streets and all the trees are too.

I have a girlfriend and she is so blue.

Blue are the people here that walk around,

Blue like my corvette, it's standing outside.

Blue are the words I say and what I think.

Blue are the feelings that live inside me’

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68ugkg9RePc

 

 

Will Smith showing off his brand knowledge in ‘Gettin’ jiggy with it’

 

“You gotta’ Prada bag with a lotta’ stuff in it.”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JcmQONgXJM

 

Ironically, Journey would have had a hard time in Geography

 

‘Just a city boy

Born and raised in South Detroit...’ Which doesn’t exist.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcjzHMhBtf0

If it rhymes it’s fine? Led Zeppelin

 

I told your mamma I'd get you home but I didn't tell her I had no car

I saw a lion he was standing alone with a tadpole in a jar.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHM40KrbA_k

 

 

And finally, ANY Beatles song…

I.e. Come Together -

Here come old flattop, he come grooving up slowly

He got joo-joo eyeball, he one holy roller

He got hair down to his knee

Got to be a joker he just do what he please

 

He wear no shoeshine, he got toe-jam football

He got monkey finger, he shoot Coca-Cola

He say "I know you, you know me"

One thing I can tell you is you got to be free

Come together right now over me

 

He bag production, he got walrus gumboot

He got Ono sideboard, he one spinal cracker

He got feet down below his knee

Hold you in his armchair you can feel his disease

Come together right now over me

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axb2sHpGwHQ

 

Topics: Beatles, Cornershop, Eiffel 65, Journey, Led Zepplin, Music Opinion, Shakira, Will Smith

Written by soundjack